Black Atlanta Travi$ picks up 3 bullet-like suspicious objects from Dearer and returns to his trap house with vigilance. When he shoved the bullet into his ass in the toilet, he was spotted by the other Niggs.

Everyone thought it was a new type of drug, absorbed by chrysanthemums, and everyone couldn't sit still, even, who was playing iron fist on the couch, put down the PS handle in his hand.

No one believes Travi$'s explanation.

Until another guy shoved the bullet into his ass.

"How's it going?" Others asked.

"It's like a mint-scented rainbow stuffed into your ass."

On Amazon, 6 Ma Yinglong hemorrhoid bolts fetched $16

Amazon costs $15.80, and there are only 6 of them

You can't imagine how best-selling this thing really is, and those thousands of comments on Amazon are just a drop in the ocean.

In many unseen places, foreigners are buying hemorrhoid plugs from black market buyers and shoving them into their butts with a satisfied smile.

Traver, a prominent drug dealer in Manhattan, specializes in selling illegal prescription drugs to the middle class. He stockpiled about 1,500 boxes of hemorrhoid plugs through some Malaysian friends and sold them on the streets for $2 a piece.

"Every white-collar worker squatting in the office has hemorrhoids, and I think it definitely includes you as well." Except for surgery, there is basically no possibility of radical cure. But for $2, you'll feel the Eskimo sleigh slid straight into your ass. ”

"You can go to Amazon first to find out, I guarantee that as long as you use it once, you will never forget this kind of ice in your life."

Traver recommends to everyone who comes to buy medicine: "I don't have much in my hand, this thing is harder to get than tramadol hydrochloride, I don't sell it to you if it's not a regular customer - I'm for your healthy friend." ”

"The medicine came from the ports of Virginia, North Carolina and Delaware, and all the medicines were."

"We sell any medicine, some will hurt you, some will save you."

"There will be people in Long Beach who will pick them up and distribute them to all the neighborhoods of New York. I have a batch of medicines from Malaysia on hand, selling well but in short supply, and the oriental mint gel in these stuffed eyes has a strange smell but can make you have a healthy ass again. ”

An anonymous medicine head with a maying dragon smell told ICIJ's investigative reporter.

Illegal drug smuggling network in the United States

Onion network, Ma Yinglong hemorrhoid plug 6 is 0.004 bitcoin, about mo is 10 dollars, which is a fair price.

If you buy it at the neighborhood dear, the market price is usually $2 a piece.

Because the sales speed is very fast, and people who can't buy it will turn to other sellers, resulting in the loss of regular customers, so many deerers will be limited to a single time, only 3 at a time.

Ma Yinglong on the black market of the onion network, placed in the category of drugs > prescription drugs

"Before Ma Yinglong appeared, I was at a loss for hemorrhoids."

"Beneath the surface of a glamorous life, no one can understand my pain. Every bowel is like pulling a tu pin, and if the blood from hemorrhoids can be used for charity, I think I can get a lifetime achievement award. ”

"Now I'm like my ass full of tulips, and the pain that lasted for 6 years is gone."

"Although you smell like the of the old lady next door, believe me, no one will care about you before this, and after getting used to it, you think it's actually quite good." 」

A netizen named @homesickdaddy left a message on reddit, claiming to be an investment manager at Morgan who was once killed by Amway while buying prescription drugs at Dearer, thus changing his life.

In the United States, the proportion of people who suffer from hemorrhoids is as high as 90%, and as a common disease, hemorrhoid treatment is usually paid for by insurance.

If you're not insured, the cost of hemorrhoid treatment depends on the type of treatment, but in general, only surgery is the most effective way to cure – and the most expensive way, a hemorrhoid surgery costs from $9,000 to $12,000.

Even if you have health insurance, if you want to be hospitalized, the out-of-pocket cost is more than $2,000!

This is not a problem, the problem is, you go to the doctor for a consultation, the initial consultation fee, it will cost 200 US dollars!

So, you go to search engines for hemorrhoids, and a whole bunch of links are telling you how to fix hemorrhoids at home.

Treat hemorrhoids at home

Foreigners are definitely in a complicated mood when dealing with hemorrhoids. Countless people want to solve this stubborn disease that has plagued them for many years through DIY at home. They put used banana peels, honey, kohlrabi, witch hazel (what is this?). But these remedies usually don't help, but instead increase the pain of foreign body packing.

Also, for a hemorrhoid surgery, you have to lie in the hospital for at least 3-7 days before you can be discharged. It takes half a month to a month to heal at home. This means that you can't work for a month or so.

Do you think that in capitalist society, because of a big fart thing, a month without going to work, the boss will fire you no?

So, surgery is the worst option for anyone.

For most people, hemorrhoids can only be carried raw. This kind of pain is understood by many people in their hearts.

This pain, it's like someone firing a shot at your ass

"Ma Yinglong is the gospel, this bullet defeated the snake-haired banshee who could petrify her ass, and my work efficiency increased by 5 times."

A netizen on Reddit strongly recommended it to everyone and thought that the price on Amazon was too expensive.

"The first one goes down, and within 24 hours you'll feel the wind blowing from Alaska in the chrysanthemums. You feel better, you survived, and once again life is filled with something called light. ”

"If you have your own dearer, ask them and they'll get you there."

I don't know how many American friends have asked you to help carry this hemorrhoidal atomic bomb. All I know is that my Australian village gun friend Pete returned home last month and brought a box with each of his relatives who worked as farmers in his hometown.

Surely a lot of people think another business opportunity has been spotted, and I don't think so.

True friendship should be about passing on health and good taste, even if it makes people smell like the of the old lady next door.

Of course, if you can still make some money from it, it's even better.

Isn't it?